UPDATE: This is not the real list. See above for the list taken from the actual report.

An e-mail circulating the Web has leaked the names that will be revealed today in the Mitchell Report, which was conducted to find MLB players who have taken performance-enhancing drugs. The real list will be released at 2 p.m., so there’s a good chance this list is genuinely fake or speculatory. So take it with a grain of salt. But I’ll post it regardless:

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenn y Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsworth, Ryan Fr anklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez (Juan A.?), Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Ma rk McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez , Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez, Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.

Among the big names in that list:
- Albert Pujols
- Roger Clemens
- Barry Bonds
- Jeff Bagwell
- Nomar Garciaparra
- Jason Varitek
- Sammy Sosa
- Mark McGwire

Some we figured, but Pujols? Wow.

Among Phillies of the past (no current ones named):
- Abraham Nunez
- Lenny Dykstra
- Ryan Franklin
- Paul Byrd
- David Bell

Nunez? Wow. Would’ve never thought.

It seems pretty legitimate, but again, I stress that we can’t say anything official until the real list comes out at 2 p.m. Let’s not burn these guys at the stake yet.